Make your performance about lieing, cheating, deceiving, skulduggery, rapscallionism, unholy scoundrelous and villainous behaviour. Dedicate your whole performance to the subject or just include a token reference, it's up to you. This is the week before valentines day, a time when filthy blagharts and harlots start sweating in their britches with guilt. New years resolutions have long faded and Christmas cheer is firmly buried under a thick layer of post-indulgence dust.